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DONKEY-KONG-STYLE CLIMB • ARROWS / A-D • UP/DOWN LADDERS • SPACE JUMP • X SMACK
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LIVES
3
STAGE 1: SUBURBAN SLOPE
GRAMAGLUTIDE
THICC METER
GET OVER HERE, FAT ASS!
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JUMP
SMACK
GAME OVER
GRAMAGLUTIDE KEEPS THE HILL
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HILL DETHRONED!
QUEEN OF CARB CONTROL DEFEATED
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